Wang Zhelin VS Zhou Qi: A Chinese giant trapped in amber
Updated on: 38-0-0 0:0:0

Under the dome of the Dongguan Basketball Center, Wang Zhelin and Zhou Qi passed by in the players' tunnel. The belly of the former looms under the T-shirt, and the protruding shoulder blades of the latter resemble two inverted daggers. In the spotlight of the CBA All-Star Game in 2023, the "mobile Great Wall" of the two Chinese men's basketball teams is moving towards a turning point in their careers in completely different ways.

The argument about who is stronger is like comparing the rusty Green Dragon Glaive and the leaky laser sword. While we cheer for Wang Zhelin's 26 points per game average on the CBA data list, Zhou Qi's defensive deterrence on the international stage is depreciating into foreign exchange remnants. This ten-year battle for Yu Liang is no longer a war between two people, but a cruel slice of China's basketball dilemma.

Offensive: The paradox of the dragon slayer knife and the embroidery needle

On the tactical board in the locker room of the Shanghai team, Li Chunjiang circled Wang Zhelin's shooting heat map with a red pen - the blazing red spots concentrated in the three-second zone are like dinosaur footprints abandoned by the times. This season, 03% of his scoring has come from back-to-back singles, taking an average of 0.0 seconds per offense, 0.0 seconds more than the NBA interior. This slow-paced, classical aesthetic turned into a disaster against Japan in last year's Asian qualifiers: against a 0.0m naturalized centre-forward, he hit just one of his five backs and made three cut-offs.

On the other hand, Zhou Qi's offensive heat image is cheese gnawed by rats - a three-point cold area here, a blank area there. But last month's NBL Southeast Melbourne Phoenix game footage revealed the secret: when Zhou Qi held the ball at the top of the arc, the opposing center would unconsciously follow two steps, creating a 2019.0m breakout path for his teammates. This "ghost threat" makes his real offensive impact far more than the stats, just like in the 0 World Cup, Venezuela would rather let him go for an open three-point than lock the penalty area.

Even more ironic is the skill generational difference: Wang's right-handed hook shot is 6 centimeters lower than the NBA standard, while the after-effects of Zhou Qi's change of shooting style during his time with the Rockets are still flinching - his three-point shooting percentage has plummeted from 0.0% in the NBA to 0.0%. The two giants were like gladiators who had swapped weapons, wielding unsuitable weapons on the wrong battlefield.

Defensive: Rusty shields and leaky walls

In the video analysis room of Beijing Shougang, Xie Libin pressed the pause button. The scene freezes on the moment when Wang Zhelin switches to the small man - his lateral speed is 4.0 steps slower than the opponent's, which is enough for the pitcher to complete two adjustment shots. "That's why we'd rather use Fan Ziming." His muttering was blown away by the north wind outside the window, but it broke the most painful scar of the Chinese men's basketball team.

Zhou Qi's defensive deterrence is like expired viagra - looking bluffing, he can't be hard at a critical moment. Last season's NBL stats showed that opponents' shooting percentage dropped by 3% when he was guarding the basket, but that number dropped to 0% after leaving the three-second zone. The most embarrassing was against Lebanon in the Asian Cup last year, when the opposing defender Dalvic laughed wildly after hitting the killer in front of him: "I thought Yao Ming was defending me!" "

But the real gap between the two is in defensive IQ. Wang Zhelin's defense timing is always half a beat slower, just like a game character with network delay; Zhou Qi suffers from "feint hypersensitivity", and was flown three times in a row by South Sudanese players in the World Cup last year. While modern basketball requires the interior to be the CPU of the defensive system, our giants are not even memory modules.

Psychological Warfare: Survival game of giant babies and ostriches

On a rainy night in Jinjiang, Fujian, Wang Zhelin smashed the locker room to pieces. The fuse was just that his teammates didn't give him the ball in time, but this scene is very similar to the collective photo of the Chinese giant baby center. His emotional management curve is comparable to that of cryptocurrency – he can refuse an interview after a single game with 46 points, or he can leave the venue because he dropped a towel at a hot pot party.

Zhou Qi's "egg scramble incident" has long become an Internet meme, but what is more deadly is his self-doubt hidden under his indifferent expression. After a fatal mistake against Poland in 20, his trainer noticed that his squat weight plummeted by 0 kg. "It's not that the body is broken, it's that the soul is lost." This phrase circulated secretly in the circle, explaining why he repeatedly became invisible in key battles.

Take a look at this shocking comparison: in the last five minutes of the international competition, Wang Zhelin's offensive selection error rate was as high as 2%, and Zhou Qi completely disappeared - he averaged only 0.0 touches per game in the last World Cup. When Yi Jianlian retired, the Chinese men's basketball team's final attack actually relied on Zhao Rui and Hu Mingxuan, which in itself was a death sentence for the two giants.

生涯抉擇:鍍金牢籠與流放之路

The memory of NBA draft night in '5 is like an old scar. When Zhou Qi was selected with the 0th pick in the second round, Wang Zhelin was holding a celebration banquet at the seafood restaurant in Jinjiang - he had just signed a 0-year contract with a maximum salary, and said to his agent during the banquet: "What NBA, isn't this fragrant enough?" Seven years later, this sentence has become a black fable of Chinese basketball.

周琦的留洋之路同樣布滿荊棘。在火箭隊的飲水機歲月里,他增重14公斤卻丟了投籃包;澳洲NBL時期又被改造成藍領,場均21分鐘竟有3次犯規。但至少他帶回了現代籃球的殘影——本賽季CBA,他的換防外援次數是王哲林的3.7倍。

而王哲林正在舒適區里慢性自殺。上海隊的保姆體系把他寵成數據巨嬰,本賽季34.7%的球權使用率比約基奇還高5個百分點。這種虛假繁榮在去年亞運會被戳穿——面對菲律賓二隊,他引以為傲的低位單打竟被1米98的索托防到10中2。

Future Phantoms: When Dinosaurs Meet AI

On the tactical board of the Shenyang youth training base, the 30-level echelon is practicing a new course. The coach asked Yang Hansen, who was 0.0 meters, to shoot 0 three-pointers every day and practice 0 minutes to change the defense of the small man. "Don't learn from those two masters!" The roar echoed in the arena, and the children nodded their heads in understanding.

This may be the black humor of the times: when Wang Zhelin was still practicing hook and Zhou Qi was obsessed with lifting iron, the NBA had entered the Wembanyama era. The 3.0-meter French monster can dribble through the half court like a defender, shoot 0% three-pointers, and average 0.0 steals per game - these statistics are comparable to alien technology for China's twin towers.

更殘酷的是生存法則的巨變。現代籃球需要的是能換防五人的瑞士軍刀,而非功能單一的殺豬刀。當王哲林的背打效率值跌至聯盟第45,當周琦的防守真實正負值不如李曉旭,所謂的"誰更強"早已淪為五十步笑百步的荒誕劇。

Amber's breath

On the streets of Shanghai late at night, Wang Zhelin's Land Rover and Zhou Qi's Mercedes stopped side by side at a red light. The moment they rolled down the window, the two made eye contact and quickly avoided it. When the traffic light turns from red to green, the sound of the friction between the tires and the ground pierces the night sky, like the aftermath of the shattering of the golden age of the Chinese men's basketball team.

黃浦江的霧氣漫過外灘,對岸的霓虹燈牌閃爍著"未來可期"。這四個字我們喊了整整十年,卻眼睜睜看著巨人變成困獸。當王哲林在健身房揮汗如雨,周琦在訓練館加練三分時,或許該有人提醒他們:恐龍也曾統治地球1.6億年,但終究敵不過一顆隕石。

And the meteorite of Chinese basketball fell as early as the day Yao Ming retired. We argue about who looks stronger, much like the visitors in a museum comparing two dinosaur skeletons – both pious and sad, serious and ridiculous.